Happy National Professional House Cleaners Day!
Maid of Sterner Stuff
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Childless Dog Ladies & Gents
Let me be clear that we reject and abhor political violence in any form. But let’s be honest; sometimes it’s cathartic to fantasize about punching some obnoxious dude in the jaw.
Eat My Meat
Hack was watching the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate last night and nodded off just as Trump was stating his asinine lie that Haitian immigrants in Ohio were stealing dogs and cats so that they could eat them. Hack awoke in a pool of his own vomit a few hours later with this manuscript lying beside him. Surprisingly, it’s more plausible than anything Trump said in the debate.
Slip of the Tongue
Happy National Hot Dog Day!
Blinded By Penii
The Beard
Happy World Beard Day!
The Hack Werker Murders
Happy National Read a Book Day!
The Shrink
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Bob Newhart/National Shrink Day (which takes place on September 5th because it’s Bob Newhart’s birthday). As someone who was in therapy for seven years, I encourage you to seek out help if you feel that you need it. It can be life-changing in a very positive way!
Black Russian
When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was having a conversation with his friend, black standup comedian Dévyan DuMon, Dévyan went into a comic riff on racial matters and kept giving Jonny openings to join in. Jonny, being a wealthy, entitled lily-white, dude knew there was no goddamned way that he could say a word on the subject and curled up into a self-conscious pretzel, to Dévyan’s conspicuous amusement.
Hack loved hearing about Jonny’s anguish and wrote this Cold War espionage thriller to immortalize it. It sold well in Berkeley.
Generic Spy Thriller
