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When Hack and his publisher John Kane went out to dinner recently, they were overheard reminiscing about the North American Man/Boy Love Association (akA NAMbLA), a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization that dissolved in 2006. The next morning, Kane found Hack asleep in his office with this manuscript on his desk.
Today is World Prayer Day. Hack isn’t a believer but with the way the world is at the moment, he’s willing to try anything.
Happy World Book Day!
Happy National Cheerleading Week from The Jonny Pals!!!
Congratulations to all of the nominees at tonight’s Oscar ceremony!
Happy birthday to the great Bernadette Peters!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Elizabeth Taylor!
(I know, I know. But I’m ungodly depressed this week and this is the only things that cheers me up, so just indulge me.)
Happy Levi Strauss Day! When Hack heard about this holiday. Hack became obsessed with the idea of Boris posing for a jeans ad that was a takeoff on the famous poster of the shirtless male model cradling a baby in his arms. Sometimes, that’s all you need.