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Senior Junior Ranger and the Lustful Lion of Badlands Park

When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. recently dined with Bro Joe and their friend Penny, Joe disclosed that he was now designated as a Senior Junior Ranger by the parks department because of his advanced age and shaky mental health. When Penny heard the news, she said how much she enjoyed Hack’s Junior Ranger Books although Joe just complained that the most popular editions featured him being sexually assaulted by animals.

When Hack heard about this conversation, he wrote this novel.

Clown Shoes

When Hack first saw the ridiculous golden sneakers that Donald Trump was selling for $399 a pop, he became so violently ill that he awoke days later in a pool of his own vomit. As he trudged to the bathroom to hose himself off, he regarded the puke caked to his feet and concluded that it looked much better that Trump’s stupid, overpriced shoes.