
Sex Washer

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Happy heavenly birthday to Cary Grant!
A joyous happy birthday to the great James Earl Jones! (He picks himself up and kicks Boris’ butt in the ring, and then they go out for pie together.)
Today is National Good Teen Day, a holiday to encourage teenagers and focus on the positive qualities of America’s youth. Since Hack’s own teenage years were a perverse nightmare, he wrote this novel reimagining them as the idyllic lark that the day is dedicated to while being unable to escape the reality of his degrading present. It’s a pretty dark book.
It’s Girl Hug Boy Day. Be careful out there, ladies!!!
“‘Now who will you miss most of all?’ asked the Tin Man contemptuously as he and Dorothy watched the Lion devour the wizard’s insane face.”
Happy heavenly birthday to Bob Denver!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great José Ferrer!