Happy National Masturbation Month!
The Wankers
Category: Adult Content
Hostile Witness
The Vanilla Pug
Jabba Loves Butt
Quid Pro Quo
The Perilous Apparel
Hack lives in Los Angeles and he couldn’t help but notice that the detective stories that he loves from the 1940s set in the City of Angels always have the hero dressed in heavy layers when the temperature in inevitably between 90-110°.
Is That a Banana in Your Pants? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
Happy National Banana Day!
Fall of a Librarian
A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.
Wood Tile of Desire
Hack based this novel on his cover artist Jonny M.’s erotic descriptions of women’s libidinous response to the new floor that he had just had installed in his government-assisted housing unit. For his part, Hack knew that Jonny was full of crap but he figured that his readers in the Bible Belt would eat it up.
Last Tango in Van Nuys
Happy heavenly birthday to Marlon Brando!!!