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“After Jonny’s rectum had been pulverized by the agent’s massive shvantz, Agent 99 quietly asked him why he didn’t just take her place at jury duty instead of surrendering his anus in return for the information. He and Boris exchanged an enigmatic look and Jonny gazed intensely at his female colleague.
‘Where’s the fun in that?'”
Happy heavenly birthday to Queen Elizabeth I.
Happy National Read a Book Day!
Happy birthday to the great Barbara Eden!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Cindy Williams!
Hack, Boris and I hope everybody is okay as SoCal braces itself for a day and a half of heavy rain in the wake of Tropical Storm Hillary. But we did think it was a bit much when we went grocery shopping last night and the shelves were emptied by nervous folks who were preparing for Armageddon. The cashier at Trader Joe’s told us that he could see the wisdom of staying off the road on Sunday and Monday but he didn’t see any reason why the store should have sold out of toilet paper by 9:00 a.m.
August is National Catfish Month! Okay, so it’s supposed to be about the bottom-dwelling fish and not the pathetic practice of pretending to be someone you’re not on social media in order to pick up women, but Hack thought that the latter was much hotter so that’s what he wrote the book about. Enjoy it.
Happy National Breastfeeding Month!