Happy National Nude Day!
The Nude Cat Burglar
Category: Adult Content
Binaca Blast
Happy International Kissing Day!
Daddy Issues
The Bold Lust
After Hack wrote an adaptation of Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece City Lights entitled City Frights, his friend Dave Ritterband asked him to pen a novelization of the Little Tramp’s magnum opus The Gold Rush in honor of the film’s 100th anniversary.
After he read Hack’s version of the story, Ritterband publicly withdrew the request.
Midnight Pugboy
The whole reason for this novel was that Hack wanted to see a picture of Boris depicted as Ratzo Rizzo wearing a dog cone.
Stress Balls
Jonny’s Big Adventure
Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.
Hypno-Boobs
Hack went to dinner with a platonic female friend who made the mistake of wearing a low-cut tank top, and Hack realized that he had been unknowingly staring at her cleavage while they talked. He couldn’t pin down how long his eyes were glued to her chest, but he figured it was somewhere between fifteen seconds and forty-five minutes, so he immediately went home and wrote this novel about how all men lose their rational mind at the glimpse of even the outline of a female mammary gland.
I’ll say this for the book; it’s medically accurate.
Bobby Backhand
When Hack and his cover artist Jonny M. were discussing this cover, they wanted to use the most unlikely model for the title character so they agreed on their kind and gentle friend Bobby Williams. But when they saw how well Williams fit the ruthless character, they concluded that the dude was much more brutal than they first thought
Six Nude Women
Hack swears up and down that this is a completely true story even though he has yet to find a reputable WWII historian who will corroborate any part of it. Anyway, I’m really tired today.