Spoiler Alert: he was not handsome enough for that.
The Thong Murders
Category: Adult Content
Shaved Beaver
Happy International Beaver Day!
Her Miracle Hymen
Happy heavenly birthday to “the World’s Oldest Virgin,” the legendary Doris Day!!!
Manspreading
Pieces of Meat
Happy World Theater Day!
Mixed Pairs
Butt Crack Plumbing
Happy World Plumbing Day!
Implants of Desire
Happy National Breast Implant Awareness Month!
A Fool for Your Stockings
Cleo’s Fuck Boy
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Elizabeth Taylor!
(I know, I know. But I’m ungodly depressed this week and this is the only things that cheers me up, so just indulge me.)