Diner of Doom
Category: Adult Content
Just One Glance
Gross, we know. But Hack thought it was important for the women of the world to know that every one of them was in the disgusting sexual fantasies of some random dude, even if she wasn’t even aware that he existed, because had gotten a quick look at her long ago in the past and filed her image away in his foul brain.
Biggus Dickus
A joyous happy birthday to the great Sir Michael Palin!
The Brady Bloodbath
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ann B. Davis!
Spank Out
Today is Spank Out Day, which was started with the goal of ending corporal punishment such as spanking, and to promote non-violent ways of teaching children appropriate behavior. Hack is a strong supporter of those goals but reminds the day’s followers that spanking can also have its UPSIDE!!!
The Thong Murders
Spoiler Alert: he was not handsome enough for that.
Shaved Beaver
Happy International Beaver Day!
Her Miracle Hymen
Happy heavenly birthday to “the World’s Oldest Virgin,” the legendary Doris Day!!!
Manspreading
Pieces of Meat
Happy World Theater Day!