Category: Adult Content

Unmentionable Thoughts

Today is the Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts, which is supposed to serve as a reminder of the importance of freedom of thought and the complexities of the human psyche. The Festival of Unmentionable Thoughts celebrates the inherent human capacity for introspection and contemplation.

When Hack heard about it, he wrote one of his most disgusting novels about the foul spectres that float in his head throughout the day. It’s one of his all-time best sellers.

Cover The Living Room in Plastic

Hack wrote this book in celebration of Love Your Body Day, a holiday that challenges “the unrealistic beauty standards and gender stereotypes promoted by the media, Hollywood and the fashion, cosmetics and diet industries,” and “a day when women of all sizes, colors, ages and abilities come together to celebrate self-acceptance and to promote positive body image.”

Hack being Hack, he thought it was a day to celebrate loving your body by whacking off and penned this disgusting 356 page novel about that singular act. While it proved to be a huge seller in college towns, we suggest that you give it a pass and focus on Love Your Body Day for what it’s supposed to represent. And if part of that is diddling yourself, that’s your business.