Happy Thoughts
Category: Beautiful Babes
The Steam Room
Newark Airport
Diner of Doom
Jonny & Boris Meet Veronica Mars
Hack had never heard of Veronica Mars but he saw a Hot Sauce Challenge video on YouTube with Kristen Bell and he fell head-over-heels in love with her, so he wrote this mystery novel as a means of winning her heart. It only resulted in yet another restraining order being filed against him but at least it’s a pretty good read.
Just One Glance
Gross, we know. But Hack thought it was important for the women of the world to know that every one of them was in the disgusting sexual fantasies of some random dude, even if she wasn’t even aware that he existed, because had gotten a quick look at her long ago in the past and filed her image away in his foul brain.
Teen Jonny
Happy National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy!
Hot for Teacher
Happy National Teacher Day!
Nuclear Heat
Happy birthday to the great Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson!
Spank Out
Today is Spank Out Day, which was started with the goal of ending corporal punishment such as spanking, and to promote non-violent ways of teaching children appropriate behavior. Hack is a strong supporter of those goals but reminds the day’s followers that spanking can also have its UPSIDE!!!