
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingrid Bergman!
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Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingrid Bergman!
Hack had no ideas for today but then we realized that it was Scrubs star Sarah Chalke’s birthday. Since we all have a crush on her, Hack agreed to crank this book out in half an hour. It’s cute.
Happy Women’s Equality Day! And happy National Dog Day, too!
Happy Kiss and Make Up Day! We hope that you thought ahead like Jonny and had some fights with people WAY out of your league!
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was excited about a flamboyant new pair of glasses that he got, so Hack wrote this to mock him. When Jonny’s sexual activity rose 400% after the publication of the book, Hack had to be sedated and briefly institutionalized.
Oh, and Happy birthday to Carrie-Anne Moss!
Happy birthday to the great Amy Adams!
Hack attended an extraordinary photographic exhibit entitled My Normal, featuring the mind-bending work of Los Angeles photographer Maroe. He was so moved that he was inspired to write this novel in tribute to it.
The exhibit was exceedingly better than Hack’s book.
Hack claims that this novel is based on a real woman he knew who would murder any man after having sex with him once. His publisher John Kane has admitted that he knows the woman and that she’s been married for 30 years to the same man by whom she has three children and that Hack made up the lie to explain why he refused to have sex with her when, in reality, it was she who refused to have sex with him. It’s a pretty good book though, with a nice subplot about a lonely clown.