We know this probably seems a little self-indulgent, but Jonny’s been really depressed this week, so Hack wrote this to cheer him up. It turned out to be one of his best books ever.
The Quest for The MacGuffin
Category: Beautiful Babes
Jonny & Boris Meet Elvira
Happy birthday to the great Cassandra Peterson!
Tragic Magic
Hello, Neuman
The Deaf Detective
When Hack learned that Jonny was going to see an audiologist about possibly needing a hearing aid, he was so delighted that he immediately wrote this novel and gave Jonny (who also makes the artwork for Hack’s book covers) explicit instructions on what he wanted depicted in the cover art.
Alas, when Jonny came back from his appointment and reported that the doctor told him that his hearing had only a microscopic decrease from last year and he wasn’t in need of a hearing aid yet, Hack (who has two hearing aids, a pacemaker and an experimental liver made from stem cells and soy product) was so depressed that he locked himself in his van and refused to come out for three days.
Debauchery Island
Monumemento
Another Day at the Office
Hack, Jonny, Boris and the Jonny Pals hope that you’re enjoying your Labor Day. Just remember that there are ESSENTIAL WORKERS who are doing the jobs that can’t wait until TUESDAY!!!
Bed and Breakup
Rewitched
Happy heavenly birthday to Dick York, the original Darrin Stevens on Bewitched, who never realized what a good deal he had. If Jonny had hooked up with Samantha, his many enemies would no longer be an issue.