Beautiful Babes – Page 34

Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.

The Bionic Cooter

Happy belated birthday (and apologies) to the great Lindsay Wagner!

Gypsys, Pugs and Thieves

Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves is the favorite Cher song of Hack’s cover artist Jonny M., and he often sings it to his pug Boris with the revised lyrics of this title. Hack heard him once and wrote an entire novel around it.