Happy International Kissing Day!
Binaca Blast
Category: Beautiful Babes
Suspended Sentence
Boobwatch
Happy birthday to the great Pamela Anderson!
The Bold Lust
After Hack wrote an adaptation of Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece City Lights entitled City Frights, his friend Dave Ritterband asked him to pen a novelization of the Little Tramp’s magnum opus The Gold Rush in honor of the film’s 100th anniversary.
After he read Hack’s version of the story, Ritterband publicly withdrew the request.
City Frights
When Hack discovered that his cover artist Jonny M.’s favorite film was Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece City Lights, he wrote this loose adaptation of it.
Jonny was not amused.
“Some Like It Lukewarm”
California Churls
Happy first day of summer! Be CAREFUL out there!
Stress Balls
Jonny’s Big Adventure
Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.
Hypno-Boobs
Hack went to dinner with a platonic female friend who made the mistake of wearing a low-cut tank top, and Hack realized that he had been unknowingly staring at her cleavage while they talked. He couldn’t pin down how long his eyes were glued to her chest, but he figured it was somewhere between fifteen seconds and forty-five minutes, so he immediately went home and wrote this novel about how all men lose their rational mind at the glimpse of even the outline of a female mammary gland.
I’ll say this for the book; it’s medically accurate.