Happy birthday to the great Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson!
Nuclear Heat
Category: Celebrity Cameo
Hall of Lame
Congratulations to the 2025 inductees to the Rick n’ Roll Hall of Fame, NONE of whom are lame!!!
Viva Van Nuys
Happy birthday to the great Ann-Margret!!!
Ann-Margret responds…
We don’t have a whole lot going on in our lives so when Ann-Margret “likes” one of our Instagram posts, it’s kind of a big deal.
Roman Scandals
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was having a rough week and he just wanted to do a cover where he was making out with Sophia Loren. Hack obliged with a novel that fit his requirements.
A Mid-Springtime Eve’s Nightmare
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal William Shakespeare!
Time Zone
This is a pretty exciting read even though Hack obviously doesn’t have a clue how time zones work.
Brain Transplant in the Wax Museum
Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.
Animal Attackers
You really have to be a Marx Brothers fan to fully appreciate this one, but it’s damned funny if you are. Happy Animal Crackers Day!!!
Escape from CECOT
Torn from today’s headlines!
The Gross Dictator
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Charlie Chaplin!