
A Fool for Your Stockings

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Congratulations to all of the nominees at tonight’s Oscar ceremony!

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Elizabeth Taylor!
(I know, I know. But I’m ungodly depressed this week and this is the only things that cheers me up, so just indulge me.)

Happy heavenly birthday to the great George Harrison!

Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was walking his pug Boris around their neighborhood one Sunday and they struck up a conversation with a nice fellow who was volunteering to help with parking at a local church. Jonny told Hack about it and a half hour later, he had cranked this thing out.

Happy birthday to the great Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Happy National Condom Month!


Happy 50th anniversary to SNL!

Happy Valentine’s Day!