Category: Celebrity Cameo

Anal Hospital

When Hack and his cover artist Jonny M. were out with their friend Eddie one night, Jonny told them the true story about how he once played Thomas Jefferson in a play where the founding fathers got high and Jefferson anally violated John Adams. When Eddie countered that it sounded like something Hack wrote, Hack responded with this manuscript the next morning.

No Shit, Sherlock

Hack penned this while alternately bingeing episodes of the BBC Sherlock Holmes series with Jeremy Brett, Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch and old Sherlock Holmes movies with Basil Rathbone while playing the storm sequence from Back to the Future on YouTube on a loop in the background, all while guzzling Jack Daniels. He doesn’t remember writing a word of it but he woke up in a pool of his own tears and vomit with the manuscript in a neat pile next to his typewriter.