
Happy heavenly birthday to Paul Newman!
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Happy heavenly birthday to Paul Newman!

After Hack wrote his Edgar Allan Poe rip-off The Tell-Tale Butt, his friend Dave Ritterband mocked “Wow! This one was even better than The Penis and the Pendulum!” Hack was outraged at the slight so he wrote a book with the title to put Ritterband in his place. But his friend was right, The Tell-Tale Butt was much better.


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A joyous happy birthday to the great James Earl Jones! (He picks himself up and kicks Boris’ butt in the ring, and then they go out for pie together.)


“‘Now who will you miss most of all?’ asked the Tin Man contemptuously as he and Dorothy watched the Lion devour the wizard’s insane face.”