Signature Role
Category: Celebrity Cameo
“I Underestimated Lucy”
Happy World Redhead Day!
The Game’s Afoot
Happy Sherlock Holmes Day!
Blonde Diet
Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day!
Near The Waterfront
It’s a Wonderful Lifetime
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Frank Capra!
Seven Assassins
Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.
The Robot
Happy heavenly birthday to Fred Astaire!
Give Up The Butt
Hack wrote this as a sequel to his earlier novel Agent 99 . It’s essentially the same book but with a lot more emphasis on anal sex. Hack considers it to be his masterpiece.
What’s The Deal?
Hack is obsessed with the TV show Seinfeld but was so disappointed by the farewell episode that he novelized one of his own. It’s a typical Hack Werker story so saturated with gratuitous sex and violence that it’s virtually unreadable. The one good thing about it is that it’s so bad that it makes you appreciate how good the finale of Seinfeld actually was by comparison.