Category: Celebrity Cameo

Too Old For This Shit

Hack was impressed when he heard that Jonny and Boris marched in the No Kings protest in downtown L.A. But he thought it was hilarious when it was told that were so wiped out from doing it that they could barely move the next day, so he wrote this to stick it to them. It’s pretty funny.

My Pug Boris

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Carole Lombard! Hack didn’t have any ideas today and since My Man Godfrey is one of my favorite movies and it struck me how some of my favorite Jonny Pals would be perfectly cast in it, I pitched this. Hack agreed to write it on the provision that the mother be depicted as Marx Bros. movie grande dame Margaret Dumont.

That’s the kind of bickering that goes on around here all goddamned day.