Hack planned to mark World Family Doctor Day by writing the ultimate towering saga of the medical profession. But he got hammered and cranked this out instead.
Rectum? It almost Killed Him!
Category: Celebrity Cameo
It Happened Every Goddamned Time
Happy heavenly birthday to Frank Capra!
Citizen Pain
Hack wrote this in response to criticisms of Citizen Kane that there was no one in the room with Charles Foster Kane when he died so no one could have known that his last word was “Rosebud.” Hack contends that this novel proves not only that there were two witnesses to his demise but that they were both complete idiots.
Joe Cool in Van Nuys
Happy Shades Day!
The Receptionist
Happy International Receptionists’ Day!
Guess Who’s Inhaling Dinner?
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Katharine Hepburn!
The Road to Van Nuys
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Bing Crosby!
The Bunhongsaeg Ninja
“Bunhongsaeg” is Korean for “pink”. Pretty stupid, huh?
Unglued Girl
Hack has lately become obsessed with the defunct sitcom New Girl from watching clips of it on YouTube, so he wrote this rip-off novel.
The TV show is much better.
The Boys Are Back in Town
Jonny and Boris are back in Van Nuys with an ugly mess to clean up.