Siege of the Morons
Category: Damsels in Distress
Two Morons
White Slaver Gang
Tryptophan Seduction
The Casting Couch
F-Marry-Kill
Stairway to Hell
This book is not related to Hack’s later novel with the same title. He just writes so many books that he repeats himself a lot.
Fingered
The Final Mission
Hack wrote this on his last day of vacation from his job as night janitor at a Shakey’s pizza parlor. He was so depressed about it that he ended the novel by having the earth explode just so that he wouldn’t have to return to work.
MAGA Science
Hack thought that Donald Trump supporters were the biggest group of idiots that ever collected on this planet but they also made up his core readership, so he wrote this novel praising their protests of the Covid-19 quarantine. Hack’s literary output has included some of the most inane scientific mumbo jumbo ever printed but whenever he is asked about this book, he testily replies “it’s moronic.”