The Janitor Was a Ninja
Category: Damsels in Distress
Lifedoor
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Alfred Hitchcock!
Hack’s favorite Hitchcock film is the 1944 classic Lifeboat. He wrote this as a tribute to that film but he got confused midway into writing it and made it a tribute to the 1997 classic Titanic. It wound up being a ripoff of both films but it’s not a bad read.
The Client Puked in the Office
Happy birthday to the great Charlize Theron!
Basic Instank
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. went in for his annual physical today and this is pretty much how it played out.
Just One Look
Happy birthday to the great Linda Ronstadt!
Reefer Basement
Hack realized that he hadn’t cranked out a novel about the horrors of reefer in a while so he wrote this. Be careful out there!
Binaca Blast
Happy International Kissing Day!
Suspended Sentence
Bobby Backhand
When Hack and his cover artist Jonny M. were discussing this cover, they wanted to use the most unlikely model for the title character so they agreed on their kind and gentle friend Bobby Williams. But when they saw how well Williams fit the ruthless character, they concluded that the dude was much more brutal than they first thought
Six Nude Women
Hack swears up and down that this is a completely true story even though he has yet to find a reputable WWII historian who will corroborate any part of it. Anyway, I’m really tired today.