Happy National Learn to Swim Day!
A Night to Forget
Category: Damsels in Distress
The Babysitter
Happy National Babysitter’s Day!
Her Secret Shame
Hack tried to sue the makers of the smash hit musical “Mamma Mia” for plagiarizing this 1966 novella but the judge who heard the case said that the ABBA musical was “a delight for the eyes, ears and soul” whereas Hack’s work “made me want to get into a shower and never come out again.” He not only found against Hack but ordered him to pay all legal fees, which forced him into yet another bankruptcy.
The New Principal
Happy School Principals’ Day!
Fall of a Librarian
A happy and fulfilled librarian discovers her outer beauty and, as a result, ultimately becomes the zombie-like sex slave of the city’s most sadistic pimp. A cautionary tale for all the nearsighted girls who are considering a career in library services.
Sham Wedding
Happy heavenly birthday to the legendary Mary Pickford!!!
The Last Outro
Happy Piano Day!
The Blight of Spring
Happy first day of Spring!
The Three Rageaholics
When Hack described a frustrating situation he was caught in between two companies that were screwing him over and then throwing the blame on the other company to his friend Snow Mercy, she replied “You’re like the Three Stooges. You’re Larry.”
Hack was so traumatized at being likened to Larry Fine in that scenario that he wrote this book as therapy.
The Speed of Silence
Happy birthday to Katharine Ross!