
Too Fat To Kill

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived


Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.



Happy heavenly birthday to our beloved friend Glenn Simon.

Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.


Happy Easter!!!

