Damsels in Distress – Page 9

Death By Vinyl

Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.

Branded

Pre-Existing Condition

Guardian Angel

Happy heavenly birthday to our beloved friend Glenn Simon.

Seven Assassins

Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.