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Category: Damsels in Distress

Death By Vinyl

Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.

Author adminPosted on June 24, 2023Categories Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, Detective, Music and Dance

Branded

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2023July 25, 2025Categories Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, Detective, Reefer

Pre-Existing Condition

Author adminPosted on June 2, 2023Categories Adult Content, Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, Dangerous Dudes, Doctors and Nurses

Guardian Angel

Happy heavenly birthday to our beloved friend Glenn Simon.

Author adminPosted on June 1, 2023June 1, 2023Categories Damsels in Distress, Detective, Religion, The Mob

Seven Assassins

Hack wrote this rip-off of Akira Kurasawa’s seminal classic Seven Samurai after watching it on TCM. It’s not a patch on the original but it surprisingly has its moments.

Author adminPosted on May 13, 2023March 20, 2025Categories Beautiful Babes, Celebrity Cameo, Damsels in Distress, Dangerous Dudes, Martial Arts, Movies and Television

The Dive Bar

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2023Categories Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, Dangerous Dudes

The Egg Beaters

Happy Easter!!!

Author adminPosted on April 9, 2023April 8, 2023Categories Damsels in Distress, Holidays, Horror

Endangered Species

Author adminPosted on February 27, 2023February 27, 2023Categories Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, Detective, Sports and Games, The Mob

Sex Raft

Author adminPosted on February 25, 2023Categories Adult Content, Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, The Ocean

Hyde the Salami

Author adminPosted on February 16, 2023October 31, 2023Categories Beautiful Babes, Damsels in Distress, Detective, Horror, Literature, Movies and Television, Sci-Fi, Time Machine

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