Dangerous Dames – Page 2

The Blackest Widow

Hack claims that this novel is based on a real woman he knew who would murder any man after having sex with him once. His publisher John Kane has admitted that he knows the woman and that she’s been married for 30 years to the same man by whom she has three children and that Hack made up the lie to explain why he refused to have sex with her when, in reality, it was she who refused to have sex with him. It’s a pretty good book though, with a nice subplot about a lonely clown.

The Good, The Bad and The Pugly

The Unrelenting Tongue

The Revengers: Age of Moron

When CBS cancelled Stephen Colbert’s popular talk show because of what appeared to any reasonable person to be political pressure, Hack was so P.O.’d that he immediately wrote this manuscript. It’s one of his angriest books, and that’s a bold statement.

Reefer Basement

Hack realized that he hadn’t cranked out a novel about the horrors of reefer in a while so he wrote this. Be careful out there!

Hypno-Boobs

Hack went to dinner with a platonic female friend who made the mistake of wearing a low-cut tank top, and Hack realized that he had been unknowingly staring at her cleavage while they talked. He couldn’t pin down how long his eyes were glued to her chest, but he figured it was somewhere between fifteen seconds and forty-five minutes, so he immediately went home and wrote this novel about how all men lose their rational mind at the glimpse of even the outline of a female mammary gland.

I’ll say this for the book; it’s medically accurate.