
Showdown at Sex Beach

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Hack had been working on this book for decades and it’s unquestionably his masterpiece. Unfortunately both the Humphrey Bogart and Dashiell Hammett estates hit him with cease and desist orders as soon as it hit book stores, but it will make a great collectors item if you can get your hands on one of the few copies that hasn’t been burned by court order.
Picture yourself as poor Patton Oswalt. You are innocently scanning Instagram one Sunday when you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself depicted as a mob boss in a Hack Werker cover. There is only one reasonable reaction you can have.