Dangerous Dudes – Page 4

Gross, we know. But Hack thought it was important for the women of the world to know that every one of them was in the disgusting sexual fantasies of some random dude, even if she wasn’t even aware that he existed, because had gotten a quick look at her long ago in the past and filed her image away in his foul brain.

100 Men vs. a Pug

In case you haven’t heard, a big subject on social media right now is whether 100 men could take a gorilla in a fight. So Hack wrote this in response.

Always Check the Back

When his cover artist Jonny M. had a wonderful reunion with an old friend, Hack was consumed with jealousy because whenever he encountered someone from his past, they tried to kill him. So he wrote this novel out of revenge. It’s terrible.

Brain Transplant in the Wax Museum

Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.