Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Rudyard Kipling!
Sailors Salacious
Category: Dangerous Dudes
300
Incredibly, this is the 300th book that Hack had published in 2024. He was proud of that until he realized that he’s only made $16.34 in royalties during the entire goddamn year.
Bismarck
Happy birthday to Steve Buscemi!!!
The End of the Line
Wicked Awesome
Hack watched the movie Wicked and loved it so much that he wrote this rip-off novel. It’s disturbingly violent.
The Wrath of Jon
Happy heavenly birthday to Ricardo Montalban!
The Mouse
Happy Mickey Mouse Day!
Lyft Driver
Happy birthday to Martin Scorsese!
Planet of the MAGAs
The Van Nuys Slasher
