
The Client Was in the Safe

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Hack wrote this in honor of Liam Neeson’s birthday. It didn’t save him from being sued again.
Happy heavenly birthday to our beloved friend Glenn Simon.
Happy Sherlock Holmes Day!
Hack claims that this is a sequel to his earlier novel The Body Was Under the Bed but it’s really just the same book with some alterations in the location.
Happy Limerick Day!