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Hack thought this was one of his most clever means of doing away with someone until the publisher pointed out that few people under the age of 60 had so much as touched a record album and they’d have to explain how a record player worked for anyone to get it. Sales were poor.





Hack wrote this in honor of Liam Neeson’s birthday. It didn’t save him from being sued again.


Happy heavenly birthday to our beloved friend Glenn Simon.