Detective – Page 6 – HackWerker.com

Roman Scandals

Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was having a rough week and he just wanted to do a cover where he was making out with Sophia Loren. Hack obliged with a novel that fit his requirements.

Time Zone

This is a pretty exciting read even though Hack obviously doesn’t have a clue how time zones work.

Brain Transplant in the Wax Museum

Hack had long wanted to write a mystery set in a wax museum and when he finally got around to crapping out this one, he was so happy with the result that he celebrated by dripping hot candle wax on his junk for two hours. The book became one of his all-time best sellers and his royalties paid for the skin grafts he would need to repair the damage.