
Happy National Hermit Day!
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Happy National Hermit Day!

With a deadline looming, Hack had no ideas other than he wanted to see Boris doing a spit take on the cover. From there, the book wrote itself.


Happy International Day for Failure AND National m&m Day!!!

International Lesbian Day! (I know this is kind of gross but I’ve been in one of my depressed moods the past few days, so I did it to cheer myself up. Bear with me.)

Hack went to brunch with a group of people when he heard his friend Eddie discussing his recipe for sweet tea. But since Hack is almost completely deaf now, the only words he clearly caught were “Southern Sweet Teabags,” and, Hack being Hack, assumed Eddie was discussing a deviant sexual activity. By the time the confusion was straightened out, Hack had this book entirely written in is head.


Happy International Makeup Day!

Hack watched The Maltese Falcon again last night and got so excited that he wrote this. We begged him not to.

Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingrid Bergman!