Happy National Brownie Day!
Pot Brownies
Category: Food
A Jonny Pal Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving!
Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Joe DiMaggio!
The Dining
This is Hack’s second attempt at ripping off Stephen King’s The Shining. King’s corporation briefly considered suing him for plagiarism but determined that Hack’s book was so badly written that it would be nearly impossible to track it back to King’s novel.
The Hermits of Van Nuys Cave
Happy National Hermit Day!
Spit Take at High Noon
With a deadline looming, Hack had no ideas other than he wanted to see Boris doing a spit take on the cover. From there, the book wrote itself.
Denny’s After Midnight
The Green m&m’s Gambit
Happy International Day for Failure AND National m&m Day!!!
Girl on Girl on Jonny
International Lesbian Day! (I know this is kind of gross but I’ve been in one of my depressed moods the past few days, so I did it to cheer myself up. Bear with me.)
The Teabag Misunderstanding
Hack went to brunch with a group of people when he heard his friend Eddie discussing his recipe for sweet tea. But since Hack is almost completely deaf now, the only words he clearly caught were “Southern Sweet Teabags,” and, Hack being Hack, assumed Eddie was discussing a deviant sexual activity. By the time the confusion was straightened out, Hack had this book entirely written in is head.