Category: Food

Guess Who’s Coming to the Family Reunion

Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was talking to his friend, standup comedian Dévyan DuMon, and told him that he considered himself the father figure that Dévyan never needed or wanted. Hack, knowing Jonny’s complete inability to run his own life, found the idea of him siring a child so hilarious that he sat down and wrote this novel. It’s certain to create controversy.

Eat My Meat

Hack was watching the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate last night and nodded off just as Trump was stating his asinine lie that Haitian immigrants in Ohio were stealing dogs and cats so that they could eat them. Hack awoke in a pool of his own vomit a few hours later with this manuscript lying beside him. Surprisingly, it’s more plausible than anything Trump said in the debate.

Something Very Bad Was Coming

When Hack’s cover artist Jonny M.’s Bro Joe posted an amusing story on his Facebook wall about how an obnoxious beatnik dragged a gigantic speaker into a Starbucks he was at to blast his personal music through its loudspeakers to the annoyance of everyone around him. But Joe lost Hack’s sympathy when he wrote of the man “He is also wearing a beret, so I knew something very bad was coming” since the beret is famously Jonny’s headwear of choice and Hack doesn’t like anyone besides himself to publicly mock his collaborator. So Hack crapped out this angry response to Bro Joe’s missive depicting him as a MAGA-loving redneck. It’s actually a pretty accurate depiction.