A Jonny Carol
Category: Holidays
Surprise Orgy
Happy birthday to the one and only Jonny M.!
A Holiday Miracle
This novel was originally published under the title Christmas Orgy but when Hack was facing a deadline with an evangelical publishing outlet for a Christmas-themed book on spirituality, he changed the nymphomaniacs in the original who came over to trim Jonny’s tree only to find the doors and windows locked when they got there to angels taking the form of his favorite Hollywood celebrities and added a few Bible verses for legitimacy. Surprisingly, the original version was condemned by the Catholic Legion of Decency but the rewritten versions (with all its original debauchery left intact, including a gang bang sequence in the final chapter which was appalling even by Hack’s standards) won an award for Christian Values from the same organization.
Blackmail to Santa
Happy Santa’s List Day! This is the day Saint Nick carves in stone who’s naughty and who’s nice, so take a tip from Hack, Jonny, Boris and the Jonny Pals and get yourself a little insurance. Trust us, Santa’s got a naughty side of his own.
The Vegetarians
The Nice List
Happy heavenly birthday to Edmund Gwenn!!!
Employed Boy Toys
Happy Labor Day!
Holiday Weekend
Hack wishes everybody a wonderful Labor Day weekend!
Miracle on Skid Row
Death By Avocado
Like all of you, Hack’s favorite holiday is National Avocado Day which takes place today. As part of the celebration, he wrote this thriller where the mob tries to do in Jonny and Boris by feeding them poisoned avocado. It’s destined to become a holiday classic.