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Happy Halloween in the memory of the late Teri Garr.
Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Bela Lugosi!
Happy Touch-A-Heart Tuesday!
I wasn’t able to watch the debate last night but when I got home, I streamed Jon Stewart’s breakdown of it in absolute horror, and then I went to bed and had – I shit you not -one of the most horrific and realistic nightmares that I have ever experienced. When I awoke in a cold sweat this morning, I found Hack sleeping on my front porch in a pool of his own vomit and related my dream to him. Twenty minutes later, he had cranked out this manuscript. It made me feel a little better.
Happy World Crocodile Day!