The story behind this is nobody’s goddamned business. Suffice to say that if you knew it, you’d think this was hilarious.
A Little Prick
Category: Horror
Sudden Boner
Kolchak: the Day Sleeper
Hack’s alcohol addled brain stopped storing cultural references in the late-1970s, which explains this novelization of the 1974 cult TV series Kolchak: The Night Stalker starring Darren McGavin which Hack claims came to him in a dream when he drank himself unconscious in a bar that was showing MSNBC’s coverage of the Trump trial on TV.
The Turds
Happy Audubon Day!
The Ultimate Battle
Happy Easter from The Jonny Pals!!!
The Streakers
The Penis and the Pendulum
After Hack wrote his Edgar Allan Poe rip-off The Tell-Tale Butt, his friend Dave Ritterband mocked “Wow! This one was even better than The Penis and the Pendulum!” Hack was outraged at the slight so he wrote a book with the title to put Ritterband in his place. But his friend was right, The Tell-Tale Butt was much better.
2024
Happy heavenly birthday to Sir John Hurt!
A Jonny Carol
Macboris
This was Hack’s second Shakespearean adaptation after Puglet, once again featuring his cover artist Jonny M.’s pug Boris in the title role. This novel proved to be as unlucky as the play it was based on because three times Hack sent Boris the only existing manuscript for approval and all three times the pug urinated on it until it shriveled into pulp. Boris swears it was an accident although his attorney did file a restraining order to try and stop its publication.