Happy heavenly birthday to the immortal Bela Lugosi!
The Fashion of Dracula
Category: Horror
Labor Day
Korea Mullich and the Secret of Kali-Ma
Happy Touch-A-Heart Tuesday!
Hack Werker’s Dracula
It was All Just a Dream
I wasn’t able to watch the debate last night but when I got home, I streamed Jon Stewart’s breakdown of it in absolute horror, and then I went to bed and had – I shit you not -one of the most horrific and realistic nightmares that I have ever experienced. When I awoke in a cold sweat this morning, I found Hack sleeping on my front porch in a pool of his own vomit and related my dream to him. Twenty minutes later, he had cranked out this manuscript. It made me feel a little better.
The Case of the Crocodile in the Toilet
Happy World Crocodile Day!
The Riddle of the Pug’s Tomb
Happy World Pet Memorial Day!
A Little Prick
The story behind this is nobody’s goddamned business. Suffice to say that if you knew it, you’d think this was hilarious.
Sudden Boner
Kolchak: the Day Sleeper
Hack’s alcohol addled brain stopped storing cultural references in the late-1970s, which explains this novelization of the 1974 cult TV series Kolchak: The Night Stalker starring Darren McGavin which Hack claims came to him in a dream when he drank himself unconscious in a bar that was showing MSNBC’s coverage of the Trump trial on TV.