
Junior Ranger and the Horny Gorilla of San Gorgonio Peak

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Hack revived the Junior Ranger series as an uncharacteristic call for unity after the nationwide protests against police violence after the murder of George Floyd. As he was walking through one of the protests to deliver the manuscript to his publisher, Hack was brutally beaten by police officers.

With Covid-19 in full swing, Hack decided to bring the Junior Ranger saga back to life to have Ranger Joe do battle with the virus. It had Hack’s usual scientific research and attention to detail.

Hack swore that this would be the last of the “Junior Ranger” saga because he was sick of parents complaining about the graphic sex scenes throughout the book. He wrote it after getting a letter from someone who claimed to be a 12 year-old boy undergoing chemotherapy who wanted a Junior Ranger book which showed that bald guys could get anal sex too. Several months after its publication, he met the correspondent who was really a 65 year-old accountant who suffered from alopecia.