
Happy heavenly birthday to Stanley Kubrick, who made some excellent movies but Eyes Wide Shut definitely ain’t one of them.
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Happy heavenly birthday to Stanley Kubrick, who made some excellent movies but Eyes Wide Shut definitely ain’t one of them.

Hack realized that he hadn’t cranked out a novel about the horrors of reefer in a while so he wrote this. Be careful out there!


Happy Best Friends Day!

Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.

Happy Dare Day!

Happy National Photography Month!

Hack got a huge thrill when a professor of classical theater dropped by the Shakey’s Pizza where Hack works as a night janitor and when he told the Ph.D. about the plot of this novel, the learned man responded that it was “a concept of Aeschylean density.”
Hack didn’t have the heart to tell him that he wrote it in honor of National Masturbation Day.

Happy Towel Day!
