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This novel was inspired by Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. calling his vet to schedule a check-up for his pug Boris and the receptionist innocently asking what Boris was up to. Jonny, being the asshole that he is, responded “He just enrolled in community college and he’s taking an accounting class.”
Hack was dining with some acquaintances (he doesn’t really have friends) and he commented that the Zager & Evans’ 1969 apocalyptic folk song In the Year 2525 could just as easily apply to the shit show we’re entering into in 2025. He was then shocked to be told that neither of his companions had heard of the song so he assumed that he hallucinated it during one of drunken binges and wrote this rip-off novel as if it was his creation, even including a CD of him croaking the song and including it with the book.
Zager & Evans inevitably sued Hack for plagiarism as soon as the novel hit bookstores and he now faces 2025 on the verge of declaring bankruptcy for the sixth time. Happy new year!
Happy Bikini Day!
Hack wrote this in response to the Supreme Court’s moronic decision that anything POTUS does while in office is above the law.
