
Happy birthday to Helen Hunt!
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Happy birthday to Helen Hunt!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Basil Rathbone. And fuck Trump.
Happy Drive-in Movie Day! Hack apologizes for nothing.
Happy heavenly birthday to Sir Christopher Lee!
Happy Sherlock Holmes Day!
Happy National Waiters and Waitresses Day!
Happy heavenly birthday to James Stewart!!!
Like everyone, Hack loves the old Peter Falk mystery series Columbo. But also like everybody, he couldn’t help but notice that the titular police detective solved his cases on the most slender of evidence that not only wouldn’t hold up in court; it likely wouldn’t have made it to trial. Especially since his suspects were all super-rich glitterati who could afford the finest in defense attorneys.
But the show was always fun, so we forgave it its sins. Hack’s work, by contrast, is never fun so Columbo’s methods run into a brick wall of reality and by the book’s end, he’s been kicked off the force and is serving time for violation of his defendants’ civil rights.
Hack had never heard of Veronica Mars but he saw a Hot Sauce Challenge video on YouTube with Kristen Bell and he fell head-over-heels in love with her, so he wrote this mystery novel as a means of winning her heart. It only resulted in yet another restraining order being filed against him but at least it’s a pretty good read.