The Battle of Portland
Category: Movies and Television
You Owe Your Don a Service
Fucking Like Rabbits
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Edmund Gwenn!
Breakfast in a Dumpster Behind Tiffany’s
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Mickey Rooney!
Holy Bat-Cameo!
Happy Batman Day!
All The Orange Taco’s Men
Rest in peace to the great Robert Redford.
The Dope
Happy birthday to the great Jacqueline Bisset!
The Stool
Happy National Teddy Bear Day!
From Dusk Till Dong
Happy birthday to Salma Hayek, star of From Dusk Till Dawn, a fun but forgettable vampire movie (with a historically awful acting performance by its screenwriter Quentin Tarantino) made memorable by Ms. Hayek’s turn as a stripper named Santanico Pandemonium. The scene in which she dances with an 11-foot python at a strip club called The Titty Twister inspired Hack to include it on his list of the 10 greatest films ever made.
The Maltese Piñata
Hack watched The Maltese Falcon again last night and got so excited that he wrote this. We begged him not to.