Congratulations to all of today’s Oscar nominees!
Snubbed
Category: Movies and Television
The Slow Race
Hack fell asleep watching The Great Race and woke up in a pool of his own tears and vomit with this manuscript lying next to him.
Erasernoggin
Rest in peace to one of the most imaginative and compelling cinematic geniuses who ever lived, David Lynch. May flights of angels sing thee to they rest.
Pug Daddy Dearest
Happy birthday to Faye Dunaway!
Evil Las Vegas
Happy heavenly birthday to Elvis Presley!
Fly, You Fools!
Happy J.R.R. Tolkien Day!
300
Incredibly, this is the 300th book that Hack had published in 2024. He was proud of that until he realized that he’s only made $16.34 in royalties during the entire goddamn year.
Mini, Mini
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Nichelle Nichols!
Murder at the Blue Parrot
You really have to be a fan of Casablanca, Monty Python’s Flying Circus and The Godfather to fully appreciate this one, but what the hell.
Happy heavenly birthday to Sydney Greenstreet!
Lord of the Jonny Pals
