
The Battle of Portland

The website of the greatest pulp fiction writer who ever lived
Happy National Diversity Day!
This post is a result of my concern and depression over the shaky state of our constitutional rights in today’s political climate using the established clichés of pulp fiction art. It is not and should not be interpreted as an endorsement of political violence against any side, which I find personally abhorrent.
And the mere fact that I had to call that out so blatantly makes me more depressed than ever.
Rest in peace to the great Robert Redford.
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingrid Bergman!
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Myrna Loy!
Moon Day (aka National Moon Walk Day) is actually meant to commemorate the first moonwalk by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin (we’ll also give a shoutout to Michael Collins, the third member of the crew who had to stay in the lunar module during the entire mission). But with the shape the country’s in, Hack thought this was a more pertinent way to mark the holiday.
And while we’re at it, happy heavenly birthday to Natalie Wood!
When CBS cancelled Stephen Colbert’s popular talk show because of what appeared to any reasonable person to be political pressure, Hack was so P.O.’d that he immediately wrote this manuscript. It’s one of his angriest books, and that’s a bold statement.
Happy birthday to the great Harrison Ford!
Sadly, I think that Hack speaks for all of us.