Too Old For This Shit

Hack was impressed when he heard that Jonny and Boris marched in the No Kings protest in downtown L.A. But he thought it was hilarious when it was told that were so wiped out from doing it that they could barely move the next day, so he wrote this to stick it to them. It’s pretty funny.

Lady Liberty

This post is a result of my concern and depression over the shaky state of our constitutional rights in today’s political climate using the established clichés of pulp fiction art. It is not and should not be interpreted as an endorsement of political violence against any side, which I find personally abhorrent.

And the mere fact that I had to call that out so blatantly makes me more depressed than ever.

Moon Day

Moon Day (aka National Moon Walk Day) is actually meant to commemorate the first moonwalk by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin (we’ll also give a shoutout to Michael Collins, the third member of the crew who had to stay in the lunar module during the entire mission). But with the shape the country’s in, Hack thought this was a more pertinent way to mark the holiday.

And while we’re at it, happy heavenly birthday to Natalie Wood!