
Crappy Meal

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Happy 100th birthday to the great Jimmy Carter!
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was talking to his friend, standup comedian Dévyan DuMon, and told him that he considered himself the father figure that Dévyan never needed or wanted. Hack, knowing Jonny’s complete inability to run his own life, found the idea of him siring a child so hilarious that he sat down and wrote this novel. It’s certain to create controversy.
Let me be clear that we reject and abhor political violence in any form. But let’s be honest; sometimes it’s cathartic to fantasize about punching some obnoxious dude in the jaw.
Hack was watching the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate last night and nodded off just as Trump was stating his asinine lie that Haitian immigrants in Ohio were stealing dogs and cats so that they could eat them. Hack awoke in a pool of his own vomit a few hours later with this manuscript lying beside him. Surprisingly, it’s more plausible than anything Trump said in the debate.
A joyous happy birthday to our beloved friend Robin Greenspan from Hack Werker, Jonny M., Boris and the Jonny Pals!
Happy birthday to Natalie Wood!
Happy Bikini Day!
Hack wrote this in response to the Supreme Court’s moronic decision that anything POTUS does while in office is above the law.