Happy 100th birthday to the great Jimmy Carter!
Secret Order of the Nobel Peace Prize Winners
Category: Political
Guess Who’s Coming to the Family Reunion
Hack’s cover artist Jonny M. was talking to his friend, standup comedian Dévyan DuMon, and told him that he considered himself the father figure that Dévyan never needed or wanted. Hack, knowing Jonny’s complete inability to run his own life, found the idea of him siring a child so hilarious that he sat down and wrote this novel. It’s certain to create controversy.
Childless Dog Ladies & Gents
Let me be clear that we reject and abhor political violence in any form. But let’s be honest; sometimes it’s cathartic to fantasize about punching some obnoxious dude in the jaw.
Eat My Meat
Hack was watching the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate last night and nodded off just as Trump was stating his asinine lie that Haitian immigrants in Ohio were stealing dogs and cats so that they could eat them. Hack awoke in a pool of his own vomit a few hours later with this manuscript lying beside him. Surprisingly, it’s more plausible than anything Trump said in the debate.
Stone Cold Killer
A joyous happy birthday to our beloved friend Robin Greenspan from Hack Werker, Jonny M., Boris and the Jonny Pals!
Addicted to Pussy
The Birchers
Happy birthday to Natalie Wood!
Man Boobs on Sex Beach
Happy Bikini Day!
The Highest Court
Hack wrote this in response to the Supreme Court’s moronic decision that anything POTUS does while in office is above the law.
It was All Just a Dream
I wasn’t able to watch the debate last night but when I got home, I streamed Jon Stewart’s breakdown of it in absolute horror, and then I went to bed and had – I shit you not -one of the most horrific and realistic nightmares that I have ever experienced. When I awoke in a cold sweat this morning, I found Hack sleeping on my front porch in a pool of his own vomit and related my dream to him. Twenty minutes later, he had cranked out this manuscript. It made me feel a little better.