Happy Girlfriends Day! Don’t let your man get through today without doing something special for you!
Hide and Sneak
Category: Romance
Just One Look
Happy birthday to the great Linda Ronstadt!
City Frights
When Hack discovered that his cover artist Jonny M.’s favorite film was Charlie Chaplin’s masterpiece City Lights, he wrote this loose adaptation of it.
Jonny was not amused.
No King Taco I
Happy heavenly birthday to the great Basil Rathbone. And fuck Trump.
The Steam Room
The Chia Guild for Dudes
Happy National Chia Day!
The Prncess and the Dawg
Happy World Frog Day!
The Broken Heart
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Evacuation Notice
Maneater of Minnesota
Happy heavenly birthday to Ed Asner!
It’s well-documented that Hack’s cover artist Jonny M.’s first celebrity crush was sitcom legend Mary Tyler Moore. But Hack never told Jonny that he knows dozens of dudes who had the same affection for MTM, many of whom who were so despondent over her not returning their feelings (even though all of them only knew her through watching her TV show of Saturday night) that they jumped out a window rather than face life without her. Fortunately, Jonny gave Mary the boot before it came to that and took up a long-lasting fantasy relationship with Linda Ronstadt, but Hack wrote this scathing indictment of Mary Richards’ siren song in memory of those who weren’t so lucky.