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Happy National Nude Day!
Picture yourself as poor Patton Oswalt. You are innocently scanning Instagram one Sunday when you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself depicted as a mob boss in a Hack Werker cover. There is only one reasonable reaction you can have.
Happy International Kissing Day!
Hack wishes you a joyous and safe 4th of July!
Hack wishes you a happy 4th of July weekend but IMPLORES you to think about the animals in your neighborhood as you celebrate. Fireworks are fun for people but they can TERRIFY dogs and cats!