A beautiful young woman used to jog around Hack’s neighborhood and he decided to stalk her by running after her. He suffered a heart attack on his first attempt and wrote this book while in recovery.
Running from the Mob
Category: Sports and Games
The Fencing Queen
An historical novel about a female fencing master in the 18th century who would vanquish all comers and then anally violate them with her épée sword. When a handsome nobleman who she falls in love with challenges her to a match, she kicks his ass in fencing but turns the tables by letting him anally violate her. Not one of Hack’s best.
Jonny Knockout
Hack briefly considered a career as a boxer but only lasted one fight in which he was knocked out in the first round. He hallucinated the story of this novel while he was having brain surgery.
The Big Game
Hack wrote this to try and recoup his gambling losses on Super Bowl III. The book tanked and the mob broke both of his thumbs. Years later, Hack met Joe Namath and they both had a good laugh over it.