Happy heavenly birthday to the great Ingmar Bergman!
The Seventh Date
Category: Sports and Games
Bladders
King of the Riverboat
Poker Fish
The Lenscrafter File
Happy birthday to Michael Caine!
The Ringer
Clown Shoes
When Hack first saw the ridiculous golden sneakers that Donald Trump was selling for $399 a pop, he became so violently ill that he awoke days later in a pool of his own vomit. As he trudged to the bathroom to hose himself off, he regarded the puke caked to his feet and concluded that it looked much better that Trump’s stupid, overpriced shoes.
The Trampoline Caper
Happy heavenly birthday to George Nissen, inventor of the trampoline!
Korea Fats
Happy heavenly birthday to Paul Newman!
The Great Pug Hope
A joyous happy birthday to the great James Earl Jones! (He picks himself up and kicks Boris’ butt in the ring, and then they go out for pie together.)