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When Hack’s friend Lisa Glass admitted that she didn’t realize that the Sex Beach books were part of the Hack Werker universe, Hack wrote this novel tying all the elements of his work together. It’s a humdinger.
Hack had no intention of writing another “Sex Beach” novel so soon after Volleyball on Sex Beach until he realized it was officially Beach Party Day, so he whipped this out in a few hours.
Picture yourself as poor Patton Oswalt. You are innocently scanning Instagram one Sunday when you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself depicted as a mob boss in a Hack Werker cover. There is only one reasonable reaction you can have.
